Tropical Fruit Farm

 This is.................it is........Mickey Mouse plant!!!!!!!!  I did my homework searching the use of this plant and no results.It became popular because it has attractive flowers and fruit.

Vain while walking up the hill and listening to Pak Cik explanation about the plants which we don't really bother listening because the weather is humid! The second reason is because we(or only me) were jealous-ing the tourists who gets to sit on a van to reach the destination.

 while we walk and walk and walk.Plus with the Pak Cik explanation,makes the distance even longer

 Order blended mango drink straight away when we reach!!!!!

Start nom nom nom and waste food.Actually,we already done eating in this photo :)

Then,like always,same things happen......stomachache. but when I reach the  ladies toilet.......GAWD!(I thought it's the gents one)

 

 This is the view you get when you do your business.Yeah,hill view....very luxurious.The toilet is quite safe actually because I went to the back to see the surrounding of the toilet and if someone attempt to see your p*ussy,that person might die from falling down the hill.and that person attempt to do that silly thing is ME.

With Phaik Kee doing the asshole mouth on our way back

Melinjau!Melinjau!Melinjau!Belinjau! Get it?????? XD

History sucks

Everyone's been whining about History exam paper in Facebook and Twitter cause History sucks....sucks ma ball,though I don't have any but I'll will a way for History to suck it,nom nom nom.

As we get older,our cells dies.....and now we are just hurting ourselves by studying this! We are damaging our cerebrum.People,spare some space in our brain for other more important things.I seriously do not understand why my sister likes History and thinks that it is actually an easy subject to score.

History Is Not a Neccesary For Our Lives and Success....why is it still in our syllabus? pfffttttt~

It would be great if I was born with Card Reader.Install some datas in memory chips and insert it in my card reader and I'm ready for the Exam!

I will sneak peak my neighbors paper during the exam.Oh,please don't misunderstood me,I was just checking the answer not copying! I am too innocent to copy :D because copying is a Sin and I am very religious...If i'm honest-of none. blek!




p/s: To some people who studied History and tell me that they did not study please shooos away,your words hurts my eardrum.Got study,say la you got study!....the lie ' I didn't study la' trend is already dead like years ago.

Justin Bieber?? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Do you know that it is a SORE to my eyes when I log on to Twitter and saw Justin Bieber name on Trending Topics?! He got the look and all but Why is everyone like addicted to him?

Very handsome meh??? pretty face meh??? Looks gay to me...Even Shereen like this picture of him.

Besides! His song Baby,Baby(I do not know the title of that damn song and I don't even want to know) is so DAMN annoying,How many times did he repeat singing  the chorus part??!!.So basically,the main objective of the song is to show people how a human being imitates a cow's MOO Moo! and also to proves that Justin Bieber can Moo like a mad cow :D

Baby,baby baby MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Mooooo!Mooo~~~~MoOO~~~~~~~~~~~~Mooo!Mooo!MOOO!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Tiam!

Yup!!!! Conclusion,his song=no meaning....The real reason why he became a singer is to earn money and don't care wtf he is singing abt......Yes I repeat,do not really know WTF he is singing about :)   Moo!Till now,I can only remember some words from the song 'when I was 13 $^&^%$^^&$$&(*^%#&@' , 'Baby Moo Moo'  that crap

LOL!

Even French Bulldog is cuter!!!!! Awwwwww,look at it.........SO CUTE and ADORABLE!!! This is more fuckable than JB,uh oh! TEEHEE!!!



[I think I'll receive some bad response from some Justin Bieber's fans,if you are not my friend and wish to comment/yell/whatever fuck you wanna do ,go ahead...I'll be happy enough to read your comments and appreciate YOU who just spend some times reading my blog,tadah!]

Spill it,snap!

Gonna post up a short update to make sure that my blog's heart is still beating.

Finally,I watch Avatar.I know,I know,the movie its like years ago but never mind I live in the wood :D.and I pee in the cinema,embarrassing! okay,that's a joke! I am big enough to know when it's time to wee wee.

After watching the movie for like 1 hour and 15 mins,I took a sip of Ice lemon tea from the cup and out of the blue(god knows how) the cup is like melted or something so thats how I spill it all over my skirt.[I'm in shock!]When I realized that I spill it,I stare at my skirt for 3 seconds then stand up and said out the word WTF!

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The cheapskate camera is here!Very cheap and shipping free! Doesn't need battery so no flash(I seldom use flash,so it's ok) and and and it's waterproof!because it's covered with it's waterproof casing! All I need to do now is to buy the film,gonna snap snap snap during CNY.can't wait!

Click here to buy! coz it's only USD 9.15 !

Dead one

Is my interest towards blogging is dead or what?! I've really lazy to update my blog recently cause obviously my life is boring so school holidays has it's good and bad.

School holidays to me means watch movie movie movie,show show,drama,yeah I kinda enjoy my life in home,no sun,no dust,no traffic jam!syok!

Ever since I started to tweet,I blog less.More tweets means less update on blogging.and I also found out that blog viewers are getting less!oh oh!

Click on the picture to follow!follow me on Twitter! :D

The (me) baking cake.

Yes! I bake cake! It was strange when I suddenly wanted to bake a cake because I'm not really interested in cooking or baking.Usually the dishes I cooked taste terribly bad,even with chicken stocks and MSG.

Honestly,I think I'm only talented in cooking instant noodles.I pop in anything that I could find in the fridge and that's my meal.Eat Happily :D

I did some research(I call it) in the net and found a 5 minute chocolate cake using microwave.They said to use microwaveable cup but I don't have any at home.

I followed the instructions correctly but the ingredients,I was kinda lazy for this measurements thingy so again I use the 'agak-agak' concept.And the cake turned out to be really really hideous!!

There's 2 reasons (I think) why the cake was a failure;
1.I didn't use microwaveable cup
2.I didn't measure properly

and the 3rd reason is because the microwave I used is not specialize for baking cake,my sis told me that and there are 3 types of microwave.


Since the cake texture was hard and rubbery,I pour in milk and pop into the microwave again hoping that the milk will soften it and at the end it still taste bad. :(

The next day,I bake it again and this time around,I measure everything correctly and but I did not follow the instructions this time,I whipped the egg white.and the cake turned out to be flat as the egg white were floating on top of it. :(

and again! I bake it the day after that,and I used the 'agak-agak' concept again,more milk and the cake taste better than the first and second one but the cake looked more horrid than the first one.Here's the picture I took.
Damn weird and ugly right?5 minutes is just not enough to bake a cake.Always use the traditional way. :D

Mickey with Minnie

Exams are all over now.So relieved right now after weeks of burning the midnight oils.and yeah damn you history paper.I no like you! :( Been tweetering a lot during studying at night with friends.Drank a lot of coffees and found myself going to have fever if I drink anymore coffee.must control...

Okay,yesterday my mom found a puppy in a drain behind my house,so she helped her out and leave her alone and continue with her work.After 2 hours,that puppy is still there.So,mom cleaned her and feed her since that puppy looked so pity.

My sis and I brought her to Gill's clinic for injection but doc told us that we have to wait for a week more since the puppy now is having flu.We named her Minnie.We have Mickey in our home and now we have Minnie.Mickey and Minnie in the house! :D btw,I bought a cute Hello Kitty bell from the clinic,but it's not for Minnie,it's for me.hah!

I thought my mom is going to keep the puppy,manatau she doesn't want it :( That puppy cute okay...

Minnie were crying freaking loud last night but we couldn't do anything since she was staying outside and it's already midnight,crying because she just shit,I know that.This morning,one of my neighbors chatted with me about Minnie,and the conversations goes like this...(well of course I translate everything to English,not hokkien or mandarin)

I was taking Minnie for a walk,when suddenly a door opened.
Auntie:(greeting)Ms.Lim..~~!
Me:Hello auntie.
Auntie:Is this your puppy?
Me:We actually found her in the drain,so we cleaned her up and feed her.
Auntie:Ohh~Are you going to keep this as your pet
Me:Maybe
Auntie:Can you give me this puppy?(smiling)
Me:You want it?You want it?
Auntie:Ya,you give me this puppy then I go placed her at pasar.
Me:Huh??!!!!???(eyes opened widely)
Auntie:Or you give this puppy to my friend since my friend wanted a puppy.[hesitated,couldn't trust this lau-cha-boh]
Me:(still in shocking mode)Ermm,I asked my mom first.
Auntie:Because this puppy is making a lot of noise the whole night and my 'hubby' couldn't sleep well at night.[Finally,she say it out]
Me:Ohh~She's making noise because she was sick,I just took her to the vet.
[Then it continue with her complaining about Minnie,and I was like 'When is she gonna stop talking????']

Damn that si lau-cha-boh!If she place Minnie in market means she's letting Minnie to die there! Minnie is a living thing,can breath one okay?!Some more says her friend want it,confirmed that so-called-friend of hers is SHE la!who else besides that si lau-e.

If she can complain about Minnie making noise the whole night,I report to the whoever in charge that you guys starts open burning and pollutes the air since you guys like to report this and that.It's like wtf right!?What do you expect me to do when Minnie starts making noise?Kill her?BBQ her?She's sick okay!?Plus,she make noise for only a night!Not 365 nights!Well,that lau-e kinda pissed me off.

Currently,we are letting Minnie to stay in front of our house until she's all well and healthy,still don't know what to do with her after she's all okay.No plan yet.Now that si lau-e hubby can sleep soundly tonight lo,syiok lo,par lok ki!

Twilight (PARODY)

So,obviously everyone have already watched the Twilight New Moon trailer like so long ago.

This is the parody version of Twilight.

I've watched this video long time ago,It's still funny to me....well,maybe a little.

Just wanna post it up for everyone to see. :) Enjoy!

The fastest rapper,Outsider

For those who have not yet know who the hell is Outsider,Shin Ok Chul.Well,he is one of the fastest rapper in the world! What do you think of him? Damn mad! fastest!in the world!

He's rapping is 17-syllables-per-second! wow,wow,wow!!!!!!


Try listen till 1:49 minutes for the fastest part to start and you will be amazed by his talent!My eyes rolls faster,faster and faster when I was trying to read the subtitles during the fast part.

This is the song Loner/Alone by Outsider....I like this one!Keep listening!

He is extremely fast!I have never seen any rapper raps as fast as him!This is madness!

I wonder if he's lips ever get numb.=.=


[UPDATED]Outsider is not the fastest rapper in the world. :( It is Chojin a.k.a Domingo Edjang Moreno who breaks the Guinness World Records in Madrid,Spain with 921 syllables in one minute.That's a WOW!,921 syllables but I don't care.

Chojin raps continuously like there's no tomorrow.Outsider raps was a little bit slow,but it's nice to listen to.Honestly,I only played the video below once only.

Still,I prefer Outsider than him.I'm more interested in Korean songs,so my opinion remains the same.Go go go Outsider!

Silent protest against 2PM Jae Beom

According to allkpop,today,there's a silent protest against 2PM Jae Beom without violent.JYP building were surrounded by around 2,000 peoples from 2PM to 4PM which caused traffic blockage.

Hottests from all over the world boycotted 2PM and music released by JYP.So,approximate of 1,000 CD's released by JYP were piled up in front of JYP building.

One of the posters stated "4 YEARS,4 DAYS",which simply means 4 years for Jae Beom to change from Jay Park to Jae Beom and 4 days it took to destroy his dreams.I salute the person who wrote it.

If I were Jae Beom,I would be very touched*sob.....so many people are supporting me.But,that's impossible to happen to me,only in my dreams...

Jae Beom,please come back.You have rest in Seattle for more than enough.It's time to come back.